January 2011
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
timmmypang:
Party Like it's 1999
cwiistaldotmumblr:
tiedyeocean:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies.
If you listened to the Backstreet Boys…
Britney Spears…
N’sync…
and the Spice Girls
on Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman.
If you collected and traded Pokemon cards,
wrote with Gel Pens,
wore butterfly clips,
and...
:))
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
